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Smith Island, Maryland: a Mysterious, Vibrant Little Getaway

Sunset from the dock in Ewell, Maryland
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Did you know… there’s an island in the Chesapeake Bay that’s been so isolated for so many years that, to this day, its residents speak with an actual “relic accent?” Did you know the island is only accessible by boat? That it is one of the oldest English-speaking settlements in the region? And, that it has its very own cake? Welp—there is. Smith Island. Right on the Chesapeake’s Maryland-Virginia border. Before we even get started, let’s have you experience the Smith Island accent. Because, if not the cake, this is what really sold me on going.

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How Did You Even Discover Smith Island?

So, there I was… yearning for some weeklong beach getaway. And all available accommodations were just… not inspiring me. I suppose it was that it was late in the season and a lot of places had already been booked. Or that boardwalks packed like sardines and bars where all semblance of social distancing goes out the window just wasn’t getting me excited. So, I did what I do and started searching for something a little outside-the-box. That’s when I discovered Smith Island on Atlas Obscura.

The more I read, the more intrigued I was. This place is my kinda jam. For sure. An isolated island civilization with a legit Elizabethan accent just a couple hours away? Count. me. in. There’s a lot to know about this little place. A lot to do. And a lot of carefully planned logistics required to get there. So keep reading. And learn how this unusual little Chesapeake island stole my heart.



All About Smith Island

The Island Itself

Smith Island sits in the Chesapeake Bay right on the Maryland-Virginia border. For “DMV” residents (Delaware-Maryland-Virginia), it’s just north of Virginia’s Tangier Island, if you’re at all familiar with that. It’s only accessible by boat and, while you will find vehicles on the island, yours… isn’t allowed. (I’ll be honest, though, there’s really not much of a need for one, anyway.)

Smith Island has around 200 year-round residents all told. These residents live primarily in three different itty bitty towns, all located on the Maryland side of the island—Ewell (“the capital”), Rhodes Point, and Tylerton. While Ewell and Rhodes Point are connected by a road, to reach Tylerton, you’d have to go, again, by boat. Just north of the island is Maryland’s Martin National Wildlife Refuge.

Two tall pine trees stand by a serene body of water, surrounded by marsh grass under a clear blue sky. A white egret wades in the shallow water, adding a peaceful element to the natural landscape.

The Smith Island Accent

The island was settled in the 17th century and has managed to retain its “relic accent,” attributed to the Cornwall and Dorset regions of the United Kingdom. It’s technically referred to as an “Elizabethan accent” and is super similar to North Carolina’s Ocracoke Brogue, or High Tider dialect. To me, it sounds like a mix between super rural Southern and Irish (in some instances). But I’m no linguist.

Smith Island Cake, The Official State Dessert of Maryland

Smith Island Cake is a distinctive kind of cake, and one that was eventually named the official Maryland state dessert.

It’s anywhere from 8–15 layers, made with condensed milk. It also typically uses fudge frosting, instead of buttercream, since fudge held longer for watermen on autumn oyster harvest.

The cake is usually a yellow cake with chocolate frosting, but comes in a plethora of flavor combinations for tourists. The #AP4L and I tried chocolate… and lemon… and coconut-pineapple…

Things To Do On Smith Island

I actually kind of feel like things to do on Smith Island could be an entire post unto itself—and maybe I’ll write one elaborating further on all the details—but, for all intents and purposes of an introductory article…

Kayak the Smith Island Waterways

Smith Island is home to miles and miles of marshland waterways and kayaks can be found all over the island. Our AirBnB cottage had a couple for use free of charge, and from what I could tell in my lodging search, most rentals there offer the same.

Go it alone, or hire a guide. Suggested paddles include going down to Tylerton or across the way to “Goat Island,” an island inhabited by non-indigenous, free-range goats. (Yes, there is a story there.) A good place to find other water trails and maps is Paddle Smith Island.

A white goat with large, curved horns is partially hidden among lush green bushes. The goat's head and horns are prominently visible, contrasting with the dense foliage that surrounds it.

Crabbing, Oystering, or Fishing

Crabbing and oystering are the primary method of income for the residents of Smith Island. And you can hire local residents to take you out for the day. You can also support the local economy by purchasing fresh crabs for dinner or ordering them ready-made. Information on both can be found online, but you can also literally just show up to the island and ask a neighbor.

A tranquil waterside scene featuring a small dock with boats tied up next to rustic buildings, reflecting in the calm water under a sky with scattered clouds. A wooden post with a rope in the foreground adds depth to the picturesque setting.

Ride a Bike to Rhodes Point

This was a super fun mini-escapade for the #AdventurePartnerForLife and I. Bike rentals (old bikes) can be made at the Bayside Inn in Ewell. You can do a whole day, of course, but we just did a couple hours. Enough to bike the two miles to Rhodes Point and back.

The fun part was that the tide comes in midday and covers the one road over, so we cycled over through the water in our sandals, which was sometimes more than six inches deep. You could see the crabs skittering away as you biked past, but every now and then, one would bow up and throw its claws around. (Don’t worry—blue crabs are pretty small and mostly harmless.)

I’ll be honest that there’s not much to see in Rhodes Point itself (a boat graveyard at the very end of the road, some super old homes, and an interesting enough cemetery), but the marshland and birdlife on the way out is incredible.

Visit the Smith Island Cultural Center

The Smith Island Cultural Center is small, but mighty. It’s super easy to find if you’re in Ewell and definitely worth a quick tour. Learn about the incredibly interesting island history and have a chat with the locals. Keep in mind the island population is so small, all the families know each other—and have for generations—and they’re almost all descendants of the original settlers on the island. If you visit the Ewell or Rhodes Point cemeteries, you’ll see Evans, Tylers, and Whitelocks galore.

Boat Over to Tylerton

Sadly, we didn’t make it over to Tylerton during our stay on Smith island, but we did hear good things. So, someone go and report back to me! There are regularly scheduled boat rides over from Ewell, and I’m told the architecture there is pretty interesting. If you’re anything like me, you could probably wander around for a solid couple hours just photographing.

A peaceful waterside scene at sunset, featuring a wooden post with a coiled rope in the foreground and a serene expanse of water reflecting the colorful sky. In the distance, a small tree-lined island and a vivid horizon complete the picturesque view.

Relax On a Private Beach

Another thing we didn’t get to experience—chillin’ on a private beach. Though we were invited to by locals, so I know it’s an option. And I think there are several locations to choose from, too. Just ask someone and take a kayak. Had it not been our very first night on the island after a day of driving and boating, we probably would’ve joined them because, frankly, it sounds like a dream.

Bird-Watching

The birdlife is absolutely incredible on Smith Island. I can’t stress this enough. I wouldn’t exactly call myself a “bird-watcher” and I’m certainly not an ornithologist, but I couldn’t get enough of the birds there. They’re everywhere, and they’re unafraid. On our bike ride, we got so close to massive birds before they even blinked at us. And, on our return ferry ride, I saw the most gigantic pelican. Definitely a fun find.

Mingle With The Locals

One of my favorite parts of this getaway was talking to the locals and learning all about the island and family history from folks. The family lineages go way, way back, and there’s a lot of history between the families that can be unpacked. …We even heard a little shade thrown here and there.

How To Get To Smith Island

I wouldn’t say getting to Smith Island is “difficult” per se, but I will say that there’s not that much information available online and it was just a touch tricky, so read the following details carefully.

Smith Island Ferry Departure Details

The ferry departs to Ewell and Tylerton year-round from Crisfield, Maryland. I’m finding there are also seasonal departures from Point Lookout, Maryland and Reedville, Virginia as well, but I can’t personally confirm those details.

*While the return ferry times might not seem the most convenient, we learned that chartering a private boat for the ride is in the $200–$300 range, so just suck it up.

A serene coastal scene at dusk, featuring a solitary boat in the distance against a backdrop of a blue sky with hints of pink. A small patch of land with a few trees juts out into the water, adding a tranquil element to the expansive view of the sea.

Where To Leave Your Car In Crisfield

Parking is available in Crisfield for a nominal fee. It took us awhile to figure out where to park and how to pay, so the information in this particular section is gold. (See accompanying photos and map below.)

Practical Information

Oh, you know there’s gonna be some strange info with this little island. Which is exactly why I wanted to visit it.

Transportation

As mentioned before, you can’t take your car to the island. But you can rent golf carts and bikes at Ewell’s Bayside Inn. You cannot take the golf carts all the way to Rhodes Point from Ewell, unfortunately, because they’ll die, but the bikes are a free-for-all.

The bikes are old and a little janky, but there’s a small selection to choose from and they ride somewhat fine. (We both had at least one really low tire, but the #AP4L suggested it was for gripping. I’m not so sure…)

A weathered bicycle with a front basket is parked on a gravel path beside a calm marina, featuring wooden docks and several moored boats. The sky is filled with scattered clouds, adding a serene and slightly overcast atmosphere to the picturesque waterfront scene.

Cell Signals & WiFi Are Spotty

We never really had cell signals while there. And the WiFi at the cottage randomly crashed a few times for an hour to a couple hours at a time. Nevertheless, the #AdventurePartner was able to work remotely fairly seamlessly, I’m just not sure I’d 1000% count on it.

There Are No ATMs

There are no ATMs on the island and everything is cash-based, so do come prepared. Things you might want to spend money on while you’re there include boat tours, the ferry ride, a evening at the Bayside Inn Restaurant, fresh crabs or catering delivery, Smith Island cake (!!!), cart and bike rentals, donations for the Cultural Center, and incidentals at the itty bitty Exxon gas station.

Technically, It’s A “Dry Island”

What this seemed to mean (to me) is that, while the islanders themselves are very religious and you won’t find any alcohol being sold on Smith Island, you can bring your own and partake discreetly. The main Smith Island website plainly states this, our cottage information confirmed it, and we were even invited to a local happy hour while there. We casually enjoyed our Maryland Meadworks mead and wine and cider while there without issue. Just be aware and be respectful, check with your proprietor before bringing alcohol, and don’t make a scene.

A historical marker for Smith Island stands in front of a charming white church with a brown shingle roof. The sign provides information about the island's history and early settlers, while the church's architecture, including its steeple and stained glass windows, adds to the quaint and historical ambiance of the scene.

Convenient Store

It seems silly to say this since the island is so tiny, but it took us a while to locate the convenient store. It’s right at the Exxon station where the boats fuel up, on the back side of the building facing the water. Cash only, of course. Super small. But it has candy, sodas, some food items, and a small toiletry selection.

There Were Bugs

Lots of bugs. So bring bug spray, bring antihistamines, and bring Band-aids. They weren’t so bad out on the water, but on land, they were really unpleasant, I’ll be honest. And there was one sort of brown fly that was particularly persistent. I’m sure the type and quantity vary depending on the time of year, so maybe we just picked a bad time. And, if you’re spending most of your time on the water, it shouldn’t be a huge deal anyway. But come prepared.

There Are Jellyfish

Really not a big deal, but just a heads up. We never happened to see any because the rainfall had been so heavy, but there are little jellies in the Chesapeake. The locals call them “nettles.”

Respect The Marshes

Duh, right? But, seriously:

A stunning sunset over a calm body of water, with the sky transitioning from deep blue to vibrant shades of orange and pink near the horizon. Silhouettes of trees and landforms are visible in the distance, adding to the tranquil and picturesque nature of the scene.

Get There Soon

It’s worth mentioning that Smith Island has lost over 3,300 acres of wetland in recent years due to rising sea levels. A 50-year-long restoration project is in the works in the hopes of getting back some 2,000 acres of it.

And, as is the case with all things awesome in this world, I don’t think the island will stay a secret for very long. The neighboring Tangier Island has reportedly already been taken over by younger couples buying vacation properties and, of course, the local island flavor gets more and more depleted because of it. (So we were told.)

What this all means is you just need to get there soon to truly enjoy Smith Island in all its quirk and splendor.

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