Despite our yearning to visit new places in all corners of the world, one thing in particular can turn an otherwise open and willing traveller away from their dreams—long flights. Pilots aside, I’ve yet to meet a single person who actually enjoys airports and flying, let alone six plus hours on a single flight. And, if you’re like the #AdventurePartnersForLife, you probably can’t afford the luxury of business class for your travels. Never fear—Global Debauchery is here to save the day!
Tip #1 on How to Survive Long Flights
Pay extra for reserved seating. I know, I know. You just saved big on your flight with your new-found Discount Diva tips. Well, consider this a good investment. You’ve still saved x number of dollars and you’ll be kicking yourself at hour #4 if you hadn’t. (You’ll wish you had the leg room to kick yourself.) Are you a window girl? Or an aisle guy? Prefer emergency exit rows? Just book it. I’ve seen reserved seat pricing range anywhere from $7 to $50, depending on the airline. …Or you could just take your chances in the airline lottery and battle it out in that center seat for eleven hours. Good luck with that. You can thank me later.
Tip #2 on How to Survive Long Flights
Opt for a stopover. Take part in the latest travel trend and get some rest midway through your flight itinerary. Super popular stopovers right now include Iceland on the way to Europe, Fiji or the Cook Islands on the way to Oceania, and Dubai on the way to Africa. There are several ways to schedule a stopover. Many airlines advertise special offers that include hotel costs at your halfway mark. You can purposely book a flight with an extra long, overnight connection and escape the airport in between. Or, you can just schedule separate flights altogether and stay at your midpoint for a couple days. Whichever way you do it, it allows you to recuperate and adjust to the new time zone a little. And you get to visit a new country. Who hates that?
Tip #3 on How to Survive Long Flights
Schedule an overnight flight. There are two types of travellers—those who can’t sleep (my husband) and those who have automatic flight narcolepsy (moi). Flight narcolepsy is just a bonus, but even you non-sleepers are bound to drift off at some point during an overnight stretch. A lot of international flights happen to be overnight anyway, but search around for one if your first few search results aren’t. An easy way to pass the time, especially if you booked that extra leg room we talked about.
Tip #4 on How to Survive Long Flights
Bring multiple forms of entertainment. Yours truly hails from the Only Child Club, and we have superpowers that allow us to entertain ourselves for long, long periods of time without ever getting bored. (It’s a skill we master in childhood.) Words of wisdom for all the siblings out there: Don’t bring one book and expect to not be clockwatching. Bring multiple e-books, load a Sudoku app on your phone, download some movies on your iPad, just… do what you have to do. Do a few of them. The great thing about all of these ideas is that you were already bringing your entire suite of Apple technology on your trip anyway, so these won’t take up any extra space in your pack. Enjoy!
Tip #5 on How to Survive Long Flights
Bring whatever it takes to make you comfortable. Are you a neck pillow person? Bring it. Specific feeding schedule? Bring food. And bring water (purchased at the airport). Bring clothing layers, too. I, myself, tend to get cold on flights, so I always make sure I have an extra pair of socks in my carry-on. I sport those with my Adidas sandals, which are easy to slide on and off through security and on the flight. Fashionable? Not really. Comfortable? Yes… because why in the world do I care what perfect strangers think of my outfit after disembarking a 12-hour flight? 100% of the time, I have abandoned all hope for salvaging my personal appearance at that point in my travels. Don’t judge. Unless you’re Gigi Hadid, you likely will, too.
I hope these survival tips will aid you in your travel quests and keep you coming back for more. If you have any additional ideas, please post in the Comments section below. I know I need as much help as I can get on those marathon flights.
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Today’s featured photo: Our trip to New Zealand included more than twenty hours of flight time one way, but we broke it up by doing a day trip around LA and a couple-day stopover in Fiji. Above, my view of the South Island’s Alps on my last inbound flight. Yes, it was totally worth it.
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